Avocado Supremacism
Perhaps we have a lesson to learn from the Hass avocado, Grasshopper; and about the mutant hating bastards who are trying to kill us all off. In the 1920’s, Rudolph Hass planted some seedling avocado trees that he thought were all of the Lyon variety. One of the trees turned out to be different. It produced smaller, darker, bumpier avocados. The Hass children ate some of these different avocados and told their father that they…
Tyson Fury and the Elephant in the Room
Since winning the WBO, WBA and IBF Heavyweight Boxing Championship of the World, Britain’s Tyson Fury has seldom been out of the news and is now being referred to in establishment circles as ‘Tyson Fury: the boxer who picked a fight with the world’. Apparently, Fury has made a number of public statements that have not been deemed politically correct and now that he has been nominated for the award of BBC Sports Personality of…
Homeless Jack Says It’s Like We’re In Biblical Times Again
By H. Millard: “I’m tellin’ you man, we’re in times like they had in the Bible,” said Homeless Jack. “Do you think those people in Sodom and Gomorrah thought they were bad people, man? Of course they didn’t. They thought they were good people. They thought they were doing the right things by humans. Problem was, the Big Guy in the Sky thought otherwise and wiped ’em all out. You know why, man? It’s because…