By H. Millard: Once upon a time there was a wonderful and prosperous nation inhabited by sentient corn. It was called Cornfield. This nation had a low crime rate and a high standard of living. The Cornians could live their lives in freedom and tranquility and pursue their ideas of happiness. Cornfield was the envy of the world. The genetically determined characteristics of the corn, gave Cornfield its unique character and first rate place in…